Just Something Funny .

Heyyah ! This Is Eimear Again ! Read This It Will Make You Laugh !

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside
down.
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
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On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
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On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.Lol)
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On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
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On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
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On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat
nuts." (Step 3: say what?)
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On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals." (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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Thanks For Reading ! BTW I Didnt Actually Make This Up I Got It Off A Friend !